Jeffrey Snover shared this joke at Bruce Payette’s book, Windows PowerShell In Action.
Two guys are in the woods when they encounter a bear who decides to eat them for lunch. They are about to run away when one of them stops to put on a pair of running shoes. His buddy informs him that bears can run over 30 mph and that there is no way he can outrun it, even with running shoes. His friend replies, “I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.”